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One time my dog cut his paw and walked all over the porch with it.

So my parents have this really cool retro refrigerator.

Anonymous asked: You don't have to be alone tonight...

Alice, I swear I never left you.

thisstormbringsstrangeloyalties:

Would you talk to me if my face was permanently stuck like this?

My face.

thisstormbringsstrangeloyalties:

Would you talk to me if my face was permanently stuck like this?

My face.

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Hey. If one more person follows me on my main blog I’ll have 30 followers. Please?

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Anonymous asked: hello yes this is the president of your blog ha i bet you thought it was you right? well ur WRONG IT'S ME NOW GET ON YO KNEES AND PREPARE YOURSELF.

I’m on my knees. My body is ready.

Come at me, bro.

Margarineflies

Here’s the thing.

You know how margarine LOOKS like butter? You know how margarine TASTES like butter? You know how in general margarine and butter are almost the same thing but not?

Well. Moths LOOK like butterflies. Moths may even TASTE like butterflies (I wouldn’t know for sure, but it’s always a possibility.) And moths just generally ARE butterflies but not really.

So, with this in mind, shouldn’t moths actually be called margarineflies? Wouldn’t the world just make a little more sense if they were? I think so. I think moths ARE margarineflies. Always have been and always will be. Thank you for caring.

wpeorituy-deactivated20130709 asked: hey

This isn’t a question. Please bother me on my other blog. Found under my info.